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MadAme Rose's Horoscopes

As a new feature to my Fortune-Telling page, I will be telling you your horoscopes. Monthly, I will be updating my horoscopes. There is too much celestial interference to do so more frequently...but I promise you the truth! *

--Madame Rose

*as I see it at the time.

September 2006 Horoscopes:

  • Ares: Be the strong, silent type...people will wonder about you...makes life interesting.
  • Aquarius: Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink...keep your chin above it and don't forget to dog-paddle.

  • Cancer: Don't let your temper get the best of you! Count to ten before you strike, and remember--sometimes it is better to pinch yourself.
  • Capricorn: And they call mules stubborn! Don't ask for advice if you aren't willing to listen to the answer.
  • Gemini: Remember--you're not really twins. You can't do everything at once. Be willing to ask for help.
  • Leo: What's new, pussycat? Life is one big ball of yarn for you these days--but remember, those tangles will have to be undone sometime...
  • Libra: Freedom means doing your own thing, but it carries responsibility for your own actions. Figure that into the equation.
  • Pisces: This month feels like you are out of the fishbowl and into the frying pan. Remember...it could be worse.
  • Sagittarius: Happiness may look like a long shot this month, but it isn't out of your reach. BE the target, and let fly the arrow.
  • Scorpio: Sometimes it pays to let people within stinging range without striking. Give friends a chance to get close and see what happens.
  • Taurus: I see that Ferdinand hiding behind the bluster. Let the rest of the world see him too.

  • Virgo: Frail, fragile flower--it's hard to be that vulnerable sometimes. So don't pretend to be something if you're not. Show your tough side.

DISCLAIMER FROM THE MANAGEMENT: The above Horoscopes are offered for your enjoyment--but I wouldn't bet my life they are accurate -- Bruce

 

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